animentality:

pyrotechnicstars:

aanniimmee:

fdavkjdaffakjnkealnvlfidfnvajklnfdareyuevd

dude in bed: *blinds open suddenly* A

his twin, standing over him with a malevolent smile as the sun washes over them both: 

dude in bed: yeah

his twin: YEAH

you told me what was going to happen and yet I still wasn’t ready

a-yoda-a-day:

not to be too h*t*r*sexual but. they kinda went off with crocs

unclefather:

iceleaf29:

unclefather:

cringeycactuskid:

unclefather:

All hills are silent if you think about it

Not the ones alive with the sound of fuckin music, bitch

Sorry I don’t talk or look at theater kids

As a theater kid, this greatly displeases me and I WILL END YOU

Okay Thomas Sandals

(Source: unclefather)

madokatrash:

talking about my favorite character

(Source: madokatrash-archive)

replicated:

replicated:

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

That’s why Californians are like that

(Source: luxwing)

fandom-trash420:

mojang-official:

Minecraft

darktrainer:

izzetseer:

angelbabyspice:

…what???

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

Yeh i had these at every stage of my education…

buzzlightyearhugecock:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

A B C D E F G

THE IRS IS HUNTING ME

they said that my huge cock was so big that it has to pay taxes too

i told them to choke on a bone

themanytf:

Was in a Mokou kind of mood.

penelopeclearwater:

hoseawasright:

I see the word ‘cowboy’ in a post and I just BLACK OUT and smash reblog

what does this say i saw cowboy and SMASHED reblog

sketchiedetails:

tilthat:

TIL that almost all mammals take the same amount of time to pee. The “Universal Law of Urination,” as scientists call it, says that an African elephant will empty its 42 gallon bladder in nearly the same time that a Great Dane dog will empty its 0.4 gallon bladder. (Around 21 seconds)

via reddit.com

The scientists conducting this experiment:

hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

if they were still around the dinosaurs that went extinct wouldnt have cool names like ‘pyroraptor’ and ‘tyrannosaurus’ wed call them tits and wankers and greater cocks and you know it

idiot bastard dinosaurs that died because of a rock:

dinosaurs that survived and persevered, despite everything, only to be named by us:

deafgaming:

American healthcare system be like